Short, sweet, and to the point. Hem would be proud. And the impression is spot on if you ask me!
This is my daughter telling me a ghost story at the WORST Chinese Food Restaurant I’ve ever had the pleasure of disliking. The service was fabulous though, so I give them that.
After posting, someone commented that she was like a “Young Ernest Hemingway” and I literally fell over laughing. She really is. She really fucking is. 🙂